Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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Sometimes ill just be talking and someone will say something that makes me so upset that the INNER FEMINIST POURS OUT OF ME LIKE THE LIQUID OF A PUNCTURED WATER BALLOON.
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A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
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“The music is played with the heart and is felt with the soul”
This is a picture of a brazilian kid who was part of the “cultural group of reggae”, playing his instrument in the funeral of his mentor who saved him from an environment of poverty and crime. He was rescued from the street.
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