He allowed himself to be swayed by his conviction that human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (via feellng)

catnipsoup:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

I just imagined a dentist who got so fed up with people not flossing he went around murdering all those who didn’t and said this line after he shot them

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

Anonymous: Do you even read Deadpool comics?

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

everything*