niaillur: everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through(creep) your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments. not my idea but I’d love to do this (please reblog so I don’t look dumb)
tardisol: i-amwho-i-am: what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end? what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
witchpop: you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
embers-fade: doingtimeasacapsicle: teapayne: I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games I would have a mental breakdown on the ride to the amish village tbh
thatinvinciblekid: samifersexual: wugs: ...
mom: what happens if the internet just breaks and you can never use it again
mom: get a life
fluttershwee: benoistmelissas: DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WHEN I HAVE HEADPHONES ON JESUS CHRIST
thanks babe: slenclerman: slenclerman: my sister... →
slenclerman: slenclerman: my sister and her boyfriend are literally so perfect for each other because they are both equally emotional like one time they were playing super smash bros and he beat my sister so my sister was a little put out but he thought that he had really upset her so he started crying and they both started crying and hugging each other today they were on my tire swing in...
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
svau: You don’t know how much someone is worth to you until you sell them
physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: rendezvousramen: addictedtopunsandpizza: macaronivevo: jesuschristvevo: is it data or data is it route or route is it caramel or caramel is it either or either is it read or read is it lead or lead Maybe its Maybelline I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
blissfulcatharsis: even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?” and the mom goes “shh..he’s blind sweetie” and the guy turns around and he goes “yeah blind to the haters” and just turns around and starts walking...
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?