May 2012
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me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
May 26th
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The Great Escape
The words ease my mind As my eyes drink them in Moving swiftly across the page Each word, each sentence, each paragraph Immersing my senses in a whole new world Stirring up anger, fear, happiness, and laughter The task lulling my mind into a delicious dream A great escape
May 26th
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May 25th
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Getting home after a long day at school...
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May 25th
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WatchWatch
tinystarkitten: whosthisdouchefag: classyprostitute: vvelvvet: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen  so calm as they get doused  omfg im cryinhg oh my ogd
May 25th
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me: hey at least you guys like me
'friends': no
hot boys: no
family: no
james blunt: no
people on the internet: no
my cat: food
May 25th
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May 25th
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
May 24th
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May 24th
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me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee
May 24th
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conksucker: darrenfartspuppies: f-e-a-r-l-e-s-s-n-e-s-s: OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG OH MY FREAKING LORD I’M STILL SOBBING OMFG WTF “And that’s what we learned at church camp” i can’t breathe! xD omg im doing this everyday from now I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I...
May 21st
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When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
sodamnrelatable: But when I make an ugly face; it’s like: via sodamnrelatable
May 21st
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dekutree: giving a baby a water gun is bad because he’s gonna grow up thinking all guns are cute and fun and will buy one and kill his family  occupy nerf
May 21st
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theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
May 21st
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Reblog if you follow back. You'll gain at least...
starlit-minds: I follow back
May 20th
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