May 2012
436 posts
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
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The Great Escape
The words ease my mind
As my eyes drink them in
Moving swiftly across the page
Each word, each sentence, each paragraph
Immersing my senses in a whole new world
Stirring up anger, fear, happiness, and laughter
The task lulling my mind into a delicious dream
A great escape
Getting home after a long day at school...
youhaveinspiredme:
Watchtinystarkitten:
whosthisdouchefag:
classyprostitute:
vvelvvet:
yepperoni:
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
so calm as they get doused
omfg
im cryinhg oh my ogd
me: hey at least you guys like me
'friends': no
hot boys: no
family: no
james blunt: no
people on the internet: no
my cat: food
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
me: i have a bruise
me: i'm going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
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me: Bruise Lee
Watchconksucker:
darrenfartspuppies:
f-e-a-r-l-e-s-s-n-e-s-s:
OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME BACK FOR SO LONG OMFG
OH MY FREAKING LORD I’M STILL SOBBING
OMFG WTF
“And that’s what we learned at church camp”
i can’t breathe! xD
omg im doing this everyday from now
I dont even care if this doesn’t match my type of blog, I’m reblogging it! I...
When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
sodamnrelatable:
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
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dekutree:
giving a baby a water gun is bad because he’s gonna grow up thinking all guns are cute and fun and will buy one and kill his family
occupy nerf
theres this girl in my class whos been carrying this 6x6 rubiks cube since the first day of school and today she finally finished it so we all started applauding n she was so overwhelmed she ended up crying
Reblog if you follow back. You'll gain at least...
starlit-minds:
I follow back
