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  1. Source: mcsnuggie

    leftforbed:

    leftforbed:

    mcsnuggie:

    true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

    why would the movie eat my popcorn

    nevermind i get it

    1. Sometimes ill just be talking and someone will say something that makes me so upset that the INNER FEMINIST POURS OUT OF ME LIKE THE LIQUID OF A PUNCTURED WATER BALLOON.

      1. Source: badndngirl

        bettynerdgirl:

        “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.

        1. Source: royalpleasure

          ithinkthereforeiship:

          #AND THEN THERE’S THIS ROYAL IDIOT

          #history of the british empire

          1. Source: my-teen-quote

            handle-your-shit-people-please:

            Most of my life choices

            1. Source: kinkston

              cumberbulge:

              my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room

              1. Source: ilovetentacles
                1. Hello puppy

                  1. Source: judgementdays

                    worcaholics:

                    judgementdays:

                    why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

                    Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

                    1. Source: todeswalzer
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